Ten living iPhones started to walk,
One was purchased and used as a rock.
Nine living iPhones walked to the Sprint store,
One found an Android and existed no more.
Eight living iPhones had a nice day,
One accidentally fell onto a lunch tray.
Seven living iPhones drove to the school,
One fell out the window and landed in some guy’s pool.
Six living iPhones found a live wire,
One put its finger in and then there was a big fire.
Five living iPhones thought they would eat,
One got trapped in an oven and melted from the heat.
Four living iPhones were sitting in a tree,
One got pushed off and then there were three.
Three living iPhones downloaded an experimental app,
One downloaded a virus and now is just a scrap.
Two living iPhones were getting very scared,
One took a little jog, but by trucks he was not spared.
One living iPhone didn’t know what to do,
So an old lady came up and baked him in her stew.
-Nathan King
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